did anyone ever find out why daniel radcliffe was walking all those dogs
movie where the deep and soulful white boy protagonist finally finds true love with his manic pixie dream girl to a kinks soundtrack but actually she’s a violent sociopath who seduces deep and soulful white boys with her diverse, trendy interests and keeps them all in a basement for bloodsport, forcing these spaghetti-armed “creative professionals”in thick-rimmed glasses to fight each other to the death for her amusement while she listens to ke$ha and eats taco bell
i am firmly pro selfie. i am firmly pro millennial. i am firmly pro any topic or issue that gets baby boomers to write pissed off articles in salon or slate or the guardian about how the millennial generation is fucked up and narcissistic and lazy and will never be taken seriously by established powers.
my favorite aesthetic is cheap, unsettling motel that you stay in while on a desert road trip
like bright neon signs, humidity-filled hallways, and rooms with televisions that only play static-y game shows
complete with uncomfortable sheets and the feeling that someone is watching you
aka my dream honeymoon